Izzy's best friend is the Gorton's Fisherman.

"I'm exhausted just thinking about how hard it is to be a black dog in the summer."

Izzy pooped three times yesterday, which is unusual for her.

She's full of shit.

She spends her days reading Pynchon and Marmaduke.

"I will not walk away from the millions of Americans who need health care, and neither should the people in this chamber," repeated Izzy.

snOMG! Izzy thinks meteorologists are awesome.

She doubts the legitimacy of meteorologists.